Hearse clamped on way to funeral
"Undertakers who left their hearse unattended momentarily while they made funeral preparations were "disgusted" to find it had been clamped".
The owner of the mobile home, a Count Dracula, was unavailable for comment as he was sleeping at the time and only rises after dark.
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