SUCK MY DICK FUCK FACE - No charge
Why nobody should eat in Joe Delucci's Italian restaurant in Bird Street, Lichfield, Staffordshire.
"A restaurant owner has apologised after diners had their very own F word experience - without Gordon Ramsay".
I am sorry, but the apology is not good enough.
"Joe Delucci's owner Mr Langsdon said the message had been meant to be seen only by kitchen staff and he did not know how it ended up as an item on the receipt".
So, it's common practice in your restaurant for staff to insult diners behind their back on the copy of the receipt sent to the kitchen? Only this time, there was a mix up and the diners got the copy meant for the kitchen staff to get their amusement? And, you have the affront to add a 10% service charge to be insulted?
Would you go back and give them a chance to spit in your food?
A mixture of law, politics, autobiography and humour. Once described as "The Devilish Advocate" (Guardian), I do have the ability to provoke a response. Sometimes it comes from someone who uses a thought process, and sometimes from jerks usually associated with the knee.
2 comments:
the message was meant for the kitchen staff - abusing them, not the customers.
Actually, Anonymous, I'm fairly sure (going by this post) the message was abusing the customers - the staff wrote it on the receipt as a kind of "I wish I could say this to the guy's face" sort of thing, to show to each other in the kitchen whilst complaining about the customer behind their back. Sure the customer was never supposed to see it, but the abuse was certainly directed at them...
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